Keeping it Real!

I know that this may be T.M.I. (to much information) but I just have to share.

I hate to get the bubble guts while I'm at work. The bubble guts usually leads up to doing #2!
Who wants to do the #2 while at work. Taking a shit at work makes me feel like I lost some dignity and it feels so un-lady like. At other jobs I would leave on lunch break or use some excuse to leave and do it in the privacy and comfort of my own home. Well at this job, the drive home is a least 20-25 minutes away, taking the short cuts and back streets. So I had to break down today and shit at work.

So I'm the stinky lil lady who lit the restroom up today. Thankfully no one was in the hallway when I existed. I was nice enough to use air freshener that I keep in my classroom, so no one has to hold there breath while using the restroom. It's bad enough you have to smell your own shit but its down right heart aching to smell someone else's.

For the rest of the day I will be feeling uneasy because I didn't get to shower or do a quick washoff (so no skid marks would be left)! LOL

No more Starbucks Frappuccino and blueberry bagels in the morning! I guess they didn't agree this morning!

~Just keeping it real!